Shit? Meet the Fan!

Don’t you just love it when everything seems to go wrong at the same time? You never get a rainbow from a shit storm. Those are my words of wisdom for the day.

“You never get a rainbow from a shit storm!”  – Lianna Monk

shitfanHighway Signpost "Shitstorm"


The C Word and Other Obscenities

Today is the day that I find out if I have cancer or not.

And I’m terrified.

I’m terrified to hear the answer.

I’m terrified to have to say that word out loud.

I’m terrified that I’ll have to tell my children.

And all I really want to do is yell every obscenity I know. All of them. Twice.